Always Limp-Wristed, Never Back-Handed



TENDER AND TRUE, NIMBLE AND MOBILE, OUR HAND IS WIDE OPEN UP, WAITING FOR YOUR TOUCH ON OUR LIFE LINE. THESE ROVING FINGERS ARE ANXIOUS TO TAKE YOU TO THE BACK ROOM GAY VAUDEVILLE OF YESTERYEAR, A VISION OF CAVES AND PARADISES WE HAVE IMAGINED INTO REALITY. WE BRING YOU A NIGHT OF PERFORMANCES IN THE STRUGGLE AND THE SPLENDOR OF QUEERTRANSFEMINIST BODIES, A RAINBOW OF HALLUCINATED AHISTORICAL REENACTMENT. OUR FINGERS ACT DEFTLY, SLIGHT OF HAND AND SLIGHT OF WEIGHT, SHADOW GAMES, PALMISTRY AND CARPAL FEELINGS. WE PRESENT A WHOLE SORDID SMORGASBORD OF INTUITIVE MAGICAL PRACTICE:


Dewayne Slightweight's The Kinship Structure of Ferns, a 30-minute psychedelic solo opera with projected drawings, is a hermit's inquiry into the nature of kinship and it's collective hope and despair.

Edie Fake rises up for The Count, vampiric gay tales from the crypt. A recounting of what his unearthly life has been below. An account of the ghost rivers that run beneath us. A 20-minute countdown of our times together until all the night candlelight is burnt. Tabulation. Reiteration. Reincarnation.

Silky Shoemaker's Arranging the Object is a gladhanded play (with video) about the terrible weight of loving, knowing, and holding it in your arms,with inspiration drawn from late night radio, ecstatic camp, and Lily Tomlin(!)

Owen Brightman does double duty, traveling lightly with two short pieces. Sado-Magical stages bondage escapism and rope tricks the finesse into knotty suspense. If your right leg should cause you to stumble is an harlequinade of stilted vignettes and gentle balance.

Scott Tankersley delves deep in Hark the Haunted Hallways!, a 20-minute sonic excursion into the glorious, hungry catacombs of the (butt)hole.

Joined at the wrist to the musical accompaniment of Jail, Vanessa and Megan, together as Learned Helplessness, a band, twangy and morose, out of tune. Pancake makeup.

TO YOU, FROM THESE FINGERS, A GIFT:
DIVINE EXTRAVAGANCE, SCENIC OVERLOOKING, FARCE, FANTASY, FANCY FACADE, CABARETS OF DECADENCE, CABINETS OF CURIOSITY, PASTICHE, REVELRY, OASIS, MIRAGE.
METOPIA, YOUTOPIA, WETOPIA.
YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS!


TOUR SCHEDULE

Wednesday, May 13th: PROVIDENCE, RI
Building 16

Friday, May 15th: PITTSBURGH, PA
The Remedy's Operation Sappho Party
5121 Butler Street, Lawrenceville

Sunday, May 17th: NEW YORK, NY
University Of Trash at the Sculpture Center, Queens
4419 Purves Street, LIC 11101

Monday, May 18: NEW HAVEN, CT?

PHILLY RESCHEDULED!!!!!
TUESDAY, MAY 19th: PHILADELPHIA, PA

Vox Populi
319 N 11th St, #3, Philadelphia

Thursday, May 21st: WASHINGTON DC?

Saturday, May 23rd: BALTIMORE, MD
Annex Theater
419 E. Oliver Street, Baltimore

Monday, May 25th: ATLANTA, GA
More Info Soon!

Wednesday, May 27th: NASHVILLE, TN
Springwater

Thursday, May 28th: ASHEVILLE, NC
106 Broad Street, Backyard Show!

Friday, May 29th: DURHAM-RALEIGH, NC

1506 Dexter Street, Raleigh, Generator Show!
2816 Wilcox, Raleigh 27607

Sunday, May 31st: GAINESVILLE, FL
Civic Media Center
433 S. Main Street, Gainesville 32601

Tuesday, June 2nd: NEW ORLEANS, LA
Martiny Theatre
2240 St Claude Ave, New Orleans 70117

Wednesday, June 3rd: HOUSTON, TX
Super Happy Fun Land!
3801 Polk Street, Houston 77003

Thursday, June 4th: AUSTIN, TX
Monofonous Dirt Dinner Theater
610 Vermont Rd, Austin

Sunday, June 7th: KANSAS CITY, MO
The Church

Monday, June 8th: CHICAGO, IL
No Coast
1500 W. 17th Street, Chicago

Tuesday, June 9th: MILWAUKEE, WI
Chocolatly Bottom Dinner Theater with Theresa Columbus at Miramar

Thursday, June 11th: LOUISVILLE, KY?

Friday, June 12th: IDA, TN
IDApalooza!

Friday, June 19th: RED HOOK, NY
SESSIONS at Bard College